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Hayden

Sexiee timeee, SEXIEEE
Hayden
by the the the the the January 29, 2021
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Hayden

The Sexiest person alive and is a rizzler, they are the best at sports and are ripped
G1- Look its a Hayden
G2- SOOOO SEXXYYYYYY
by Crisa14 August 16, 2023
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Hayden

Yo! Did you add @haydencoww on snapchat? He'll send you his cock and balls!
by NAC6804 April 6, 2020
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Hayden

A little fat that’s so fat he broke his bed by sitting on it worlds biggest simp and sucks at Mario kart
Look at that bed I wonder if Hayden sat on it if it would break
by 5885hsobw June 8, 2020
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Hayden

Common Name

A person (often of Latino descent) who is frequently criticised for his/her long, black, typically emo hairstyle. This regularly reflects their emo-esque attitude and critical personality. They are usually seen discussing their zodiac heritage and fanatacism for wearing hats, while often declining any relation to American musician, Mr Worldwide, aka Pitbull.

Famous examples:

- Hayden Slick, former cone-ball player, who retired after constant disqualification and harassment by audiences and referees alike.
- Hayden Sand, former employee of Hell Orphan Transportation Incorporated™, fired after embezzlement scandals and insubordination.
- Hayden Snicker, self-proclaimed hype-beast, died in 2018 after an overdose on Curry (may his soul rest in peace).
- Hayden Snack, the once great actor whose life turned to crime after identifying publicly as a 'lesbian rhinoceros'.

Word Origin:
352 AD Neapolis. From Roman dialect, Haydennus.
Prominent historical figure, Haydennus (no surname known), infamous for penetrating the right hand of Roman senator Finnus, in the book of Isiah.
"Dude, what's up?"
"Man, I think I'm in love with that Hayden over there..."
by Jonathan Swift 92 September 2, 2021
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Hayden

A girl that talks like a white girl and is black
Damn why this bitch talk Hayden
by Jame Peterson May 31, 2019
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Hayden

Hayden is the person to jump out of their bathroom window for a inside joke and scare their friend that lives a 10 minute walk away from them.
Who's that?
hayden.
by ilrhanakokun October 21, 2020
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