verb. To change the overall atmosphere of a comment thread, usually from insightful and calm to OMFG.
noun. The act of performing the verb.
noun. The act of performing the verb.
"Did you see my post about the nuclear cat zombies? The comments were great, until everybody started thread raping it..."
"Nice thread raping going on over on his blog. I feel sorry for the guy.
"Nice thread raping going on over on his blog. I feel sorry for the guy.
by tonynuclear May 17, 2010

A forum thread that has been dead for over a week and then out of nowhere some asshole brings it back to life.
by Ormsby<3 June 21, 2011

The act of posting ridiculous comments that are within the thread topic, but are so blatantly distorted to suit the opinion of the contributor only. All others in the forum can not reasonably convince the polluter that their logic is off base and they continue to post the same comments over and over in multiple threads, hoping that someone will finally agree with them and tell them they are 100% correct.
(thread #1) kwnger1371: i tink dat dere be none air in the sky
other: Come on! What do you think our atmosphere is made of?
kwnger1371: yer stoopid and dumb and nut and diffently not node wuht yer tokking bout.
other: Thread pollution is all you do.IBTL
admin: This one is done.
(thread #2) kwnger1371: i tink dat dere be none air in the sky
other: Come on! What do you think our atmosphere is made of?
kwnger1371: yer stoopid and dumb and nut and diffently not node wuht yer tokking bout.
other: Yet again, more thread pollution.
and on and on and on and on....
other: Come on! What do you think our atmosphere is made of?
kwnger1371: yer stoopid and dumb and nut and diffently not node wuht yer tokking bout.
other: Thread pollution is all you do.IBTL
admin: This one is done.
(thread #2) kwnger1371: i tink dat dere be none air in the sky
other: Come on! What do you think our atmosphere is made of?
kwnger1371: yer stoopid and dumb and nut and diffently not node wuht yer tokking bout.
other: Yet again, more thread pollution.
and on and on and on and on....
by Bandit76 April 7, 2006

by kxilyynn September 24, 2017

Step 1. Put hand warmers into a cup made of felt and thread.
Step 2. Jizz into cup, and wait for it to boil (or get really hot)
Step 3. Stick testicles into cup.
Very handy for the instance where your testicles are so cold, they retract through your ass.
Step 2. Jizz into cup, and wait for it to boil (or get really hot)
Step 3. Stick testicles into cup.
Very handy for the instance where your testicles are so cold, they retract through your ass.
After Vrushabh Doshi's Cleveland Steamer outside, he was in need of a thread cup to heat up his balls.
by Vrushabh Doshi January 13, 2010

by cvrefugee February 3, 2005

When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock.
by SentientDreamer January 19, 2017
