Steamy Wallin

The act of defecating on the face of a sexual partner while him or her licks your butthole.

Alex, while Carly rims his tight virgin butthole, proceeded to loosen his sphincter spilling days worth of 7-11 pizza and beer sharts all over Carly's face.

Alex shouted "How does that Steamy Wallin taste babe !?!?"

by analchainsaw February 4, 2016

Steamy Roller

Much like a Cleveland Steamer; the act of shitting on one's sexual partner's chest and proceeding to smear it around in a circular motion with one's ass cheeks.

My girlfriend let me try the Steamy Roller last night. You couldn't even see her under the three feet of shit I flopped on her chest. She looked like a shit demon when I was done smearing it everywhere. Best night evar.

by Steamy Roller 4evar#Onyourface December 3, 2013

creamy steamies

when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.

"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."

by emo_pinata December 18, 2008

The Hot Steamy

When you're giving someone anal and they start to poop and when you're done, they give you a blowjob.

"Man, you won't believe what happened last night. That girl I met gave me The Hot Steamy.

by Koytt madre May 29, 2020

steamy blizzard

A male receiving a blowjob while shitting then ejaculates all over the face of the person giving head.

I gave my girlfriend a steamy blizzard last night and her face looked like a ski slope that smelled shitty!

by Hambone1228 July 25, 2017

Steamy Pumpkin

Shitting on someones face, then painting them like a jack-o-lantern, this works even better if they happen to be a ginger.

Man, i tried a steamy pumpkin last night.....im ashamed......

by Titsgizzle December 9, 2010

Steamy Creamy

The act off taking an explosive pudding poop then having the steam slowly rise up out of the bowl.

I ate way too much Taco Bell today, I'm definitely going to have to take a steamy creamy shortly

by CPD2011 May 11, 2011