soccer

oranized running

who's ready for some organized running..?

by anon. May 10, 2003

soccer

An alternatuve to the gay bar for picking up fellow homosexuals.

The tool box is always so crowded on fridays, lets go meet some guys at the soccer field.

by rlt June 17, 2006

soccer

1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.

The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

Soccer

No such thing... it's fucking football

American cunt: Let's play soccer!
Me: Fuck off you daft twat it's called football

by Pezza December 8, 2016

Soccer

A sport where the person who can shove a sock up their ass the farthest wins. The other one is when you kick other peoples balls.

"I challenge you to soccer!"

by Stufffromjosh January 2, 2020

Soccer

Soccer-- The BEST sport in the world. Involves alot of kicking, running, shooting, and scoring. A game where you're on a team, which is playing against another team. You and your teammates have each a posistion to play, and the 3 in the front, on offence, try to get a goal. The oppisate teams defence, the teammates in the back, has to try to stop you from etting to the goal. The same thing happens with your defence and their offence.

Me: Wanna play soccer today?
Maddie: What did I say yesterday? Or the day before that?

Me: I don't know? Yes?
Maddie: Yes yes! I said that soccer is THE BEST, and that I would play it EVERY DAY if I could.
Me: You're right! Soccer is AWESOME!

Maddie and Me together: ** does our handshake(kick air once, kick air with other foot once, highh five, and scream "SOCCER!" **

by Fun crazy cat April 9, 2019

Soccer

The most pussy sport on the planet known as earth. It isc really easy. Step one be a good 5 feet away from someone, drop to the ground, hold your knee and start crying. You will automatically win the game by doing those steps.

Aww bro he can't handle it he's a soccer player.

by Straight fax August 2, 2018