eagle rare

A type of bourbon that is a favorite of people with no tastebuds. These people generally buy the bottle because they think it looks cool, then they try to justify their purchase by telling their friends how great it is, even though they know it’s not. This Cycle continues until an entire community of people are brainwashed into believing that the product is worth purchasing.

A simple checklist to figure out if you are susceptible to this jackassery...

If you answer yes to more than 2 of the following, you’ll likely be a huge fan of eagle rare:

1. You think Bourbon is the best type of whiskey.
2. You own more than one gun.
3. You’ve shouted the term “Merica” at least once in the past year.
4. You are offended by this checklist.
5. You haven’t tried Japanese whisky or scotch, but you’re certain it won’t be as good as bourbon.
6. You like Willett 2yr Rye.
7. You post pictures on Instagram of two bottles and have a caption that reads “Left or Right?”.
8. Your name is Tony or Carolyn.

Tony: “I just picked up a sweet bottle of Eagle Rare!”

Carolyn: “Bourbon is best! Tastes like freedom! Merica!” *fires off twelve guns simultaneously*

by Bookersbrye June 19, 2019

Medium Rare

When the vagina on it's menstrual cycle.

"The only thing a period stop is a sentence BabyGirl"

Ex. DAMN. You still on ya period? Well Fuck it… I'll have it Medium Rare!

by $hovie Groovy April 15, 2017

rare breed

The rarest of all human races. They have all of the qualities of a ginger; ie freckles, pale skin that is sensitive to light, and social awkwardness, however, they lack the signature red hair.

Hey, look at Chris, he's not a ginger, but he really looks like one!

Oh, yeah, he's a rare breed.

by SkeetHunter February 25, 2011

A Rare Crackening

The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.

"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP

"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic

by pbones October 18, 2021

Rare cult

Rare cult? Well what exactly is rare cult? Rare cult is a discord server that is constantly active and is the greatest out there even without discord. Rare cults descendants was meant to be like a child being born. Sometimes people say “Rare cult ain’t it”, “not worth”, well you are simply wrong. Please shut the fuck up if you think rare cult is bad because it is clearly a top tier untouchable discord server like no other. Not everyday u see a cord like this, because there is only one rare cult. Yes you can argue- no you can’t argue that rare cult is #1, it’s just simple factual evidence. Rare cult is a meant to be community and everyday growing exponentially without stopping. Are YOU gonna let down the offer of a lifetime? Message @999slatt on Instagram for an invite link to rare cult and understand one thing. There is only ONE Rare cult and its right here.

Wow that’s such a rare cult type community.

You apart of rare cult? Well you are missing out

by Rare Cult October 23, 2020

medium rare

When the vagina on its menstrual cycle.

"The Only Thing period Stop is a sentences BabyGirl"

Ex. DAMN. You still on ya period? Well Fuck it…I'll have it Medium Rare

by $hovie Groovy April 15, 2017

Medium rare

During sexual intercourse, it is when a condom is used for half of the time, usually towards the time of male ejaculation

I don't like it raw. I wouldn't want to risk it, so I just go medium rare.

by FluffyTons January 26, 2017