Beanie Bastard

These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.

MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.

by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

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Beanie head

a Fugly ass human being

Ewww look at that beanie head

by Xofunny November 18, 2018

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Beanie Kids

An Australian Collectable, mainly children under 10 collect but also adults do too

The Original Beanie Kids are palm-sized plush toys, under-filled with beans that retail for around AUD $11.99.

These soft, cuddly, go-anywhere plush pals all have their own names, birthdays, and their own little personalities displayed on the swing tag. When you purchase a Beanie Kid, be sure to look after it. The condition of your Beanie Kid and their swing tag could mean hundreds of dollars to a collector in the future.

What is it about these soft, cuddly, go-anywhere plush pals that have made them the hottest collectable in the world?

Monster Love the Bear- the latest Premier Exclusive Beanie Kid

"OMG did you see the new beanie kids!! they are so cute this month!"

by TheSweetestRevenge February 23, 2009

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