October 26

October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome

Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day

by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019

October 26

Its National Lose Your Virginity Day. Since Spooky Szn is just around the corner why celebrate an commemorate National Lose You're Virginity Day. Go out there and get some pussy/dick. If you’re a Virgin or Non-Virgin go out there on the 26 and get lit!!!

Person 1: Its October 26 and that means its National Lose Your Virginity Day and i was wondering if you were down yk what im sayin?

Girl: Yeah fo sho my place at 10:00

by ClumpyClaus October 18, 2019

October 26

National goofy sister hang out day, taking goofy selfies

Jay:*takes picture with sister*
Sis:*sticks out tounge*
Jay:*Posts on all social medias*
Sis:Stop taking pics I wanna look cute
Jay: no its October 26

by TyperKKH October 26, 2019

October 26

cry yourself to sleep day because it's quarantine and you can't see your crush or your friends

I'm gonna play video games to ease the pain since it's October 26

by ;-; October 20, 2020

October 26

National give homies head day. Give your homies head it'll be no homo.

Alex: Yo bro its october 26-give homies head day, means it's no homo
Sam: *gives alex head*

by Mr.Eliott October 24, 2020

October 26

cry yourself to sleep day because it's quarantine and you can't see your crush or your friends

I'm gonna play video games to ease the pain since it's October 26

by ;-; October 20, 2020

October 26

October 26 is national fuck your crush day, even if your crush doesn’t like you back you send them this and say no back outs.

me: “hey cutie it’s October 26 you know what that means.
crush: “oh no i can’t do back outs, oh well see u tonight!”.

by The CandyMan hehe October 23, 2019