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December 10th

National Edward Cullen Day, any one with hair long/short enough to style it upwards and spikey should do this today, in mockery (or in appreciation) of a vampire nonce
“Hey Jamie, why your hair like that?”
“Well it’s December 10th, national Edward Cullen day”
“Ohhh yeah dude i totally forgot, got any gel?”
“Yeah sure, and in celebration, i am going to watch people who i’ve only just met sleep because they smell nice”
“wait what”
by pissingoffpeople7629 October 17, 2019
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May 11th

The day when the best human beings were born. In general, men born in May have the best dick and women have the best pussy. The statistical research shows these facts!
Omg he was born on May 11th, I just know his dick is amazing !
Later that night : Holley Molley his dick was amazing !
by Crackhead4lifeyboo October 17, 2019
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December 11th

Happy birthday to my bestie!!! I could never ask for anyone else. You are awesome and an amazing friend. If I didn't have you things would not be as fun. Plus you always have my back and I will always have yours! You're cool and brave. You have been there for me when no one else has. You always stand up to people for me and I will try to stand up to people for you. You're my bestie! Happy birthday! ILY (no homo)💙
by Ellie-the-boring-one October 20, 2019
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May 10th

Can't wait till May 10th man, it's national hickey day!
by Bigdong89 May 6, 2019
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The 11th Hour

Used to describe the final moments of a given event, or situation where change is still a possibility.

Right before a deadline.
I procrastinated all night and now, in the 11th hour, I need to work my ass off to finish this report moments before it is due.
by Lig Na Baste June 10, 2008
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10th December

The day the cutest girl with most juicy thighs is born, she also has a cute personality but not very popular.
dam bet she was born on 10th December
by oniichansleftasscheek January 2, 2021
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11th base

Cervical sex. Side effects include: severe pain and bleeding, 80% chance of ruining baby carrying potential, and a light feeling of death. Most likely a good idea to proceed immediately to the hospital after. Note it is an absolute prerequisite to attempt sex with the Fallopian tube - the 12th and penultimate base - superseded only by wound sex, such as skull fucking.
After 3 hours of using the osmotic cervical dilator, I penetrated directly into her womb, reaching the legendary 11th base.
by limitbreaker9000 February 2, 2019
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