Kyei yourself

To wildcard in FPL and end up with a worse team than you started with. Usually culminates in your team going to last place from a much higher position. This is a legendary feat only achievable by extremely talented losers.
You should kyei yourself in game week 6 just to give your competitors some false hope. Be careful though, the last guy to try it stayed last for the season
by Konkobelow September 16, 2019
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chill yourself

Elena-“Great, the first day of school and you are stoned”

Jeremy-“No i’m not, you need to chill yourself”

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by Grace Penzone May 27, 2020
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Broadcast Yourself

The former slogan of YouTube between 2007 and 2011.
YouTube: Broadcast Yourself
by TheJeffShow November 18, 2021
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kill yourself

A way of saying that someone is being stupid.
Usually this doesn't mean that they want the other to actually kill themself, just to say they are being stupid.
Example:
Person 1: Justin Bieber is amazing!!!!!
Person 2: Kill Yourself.....
by Sezziex July 26, 2016
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mug yourself

being an arse and doing things that make u worse off. such as stealing from yourself.
dont mug yourself
by Himalaya joe April 10, 2003
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Brooking Yourself

When you get turned on, and you touch yourself. Sometimes you get turned on and you can't always depend on someone else. So handle it yourself. As heard on One Tree Hill.
I saw you brooking yourself. It was the weirdest moment of my life.
by Lissie A. April 07, 2006
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