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gamer

Someone who when they are with a group of their friends they sneak down into the basement and play Call of Duty 2 for Xbox 360, by themselves. Sometimes this person can eb called a pooner because they share the same qualities as a pooner would have.
Alex is such a gamer, last night at the party i couldn't find him for like an hour and it turned out he was alone, with the lights off, playing Call of Duty 2.
by -taters- July 30, 2006
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Gamer

A gamer is a person who gave up on reality so he/she wants to devote their lives in becoming king or queen of the gamer nerds (Online gamers). Console gamers are losers in reality so they enjoy escaping reality by playing as the main character of a story where they are the hero. They believe chicks dig gamers by looking at pictures of expos where women are PAID to model for companies, when in reality, attractive chicks would do everything to avoid people like them.

Frequently, gamers also watch anime and are religious as these two latter things also help them escape reality.

Gamers also rarely read anything and don't actively stand up for real issues in the REAL world and try to improve it for future generations.

Gamers should invest their time and energy into reality and other fruitful endeavors.

Stupid gamers marvel at the salary of pro gamers, but seem to fail to realize that pro games will only make that amount of money as long as that game is popular (most games don't last that long in popularity) and once that game becomes unpopular, the progamer is negative in the real (negative as in negative as in social skills, REAL social networks, knowledge of reality, useful skills in the workplace,etc).

Reality vs fantasy world? Does this have to even be a question?
by GamersAreLosers January 29, 2010
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gamer

the most manly person on this earth, all the girls want to be with this guy. If you're a gamer, you are the biggest chad to walk this earth
"damn john is a gamer, hes so manly and muscular and cool"
by Dom is a mega simp November 7, 2020
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Gamer.

by Lamabbs July 27, 2019
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gamer

virgin who does nothing with their time but play games and constantly getting called out by women for not having been laid
Wait you're a gamer? Ugh, get out of my sight you virgin.
by mrkrabsisgone October 22, 2020
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Gamer

A person is considered a Gamer if they have mastered the art of 360 no-scoping, being toxic for no apparent reason, have an n-word pass and no-homo pass, and have a small wiener.
1: He is such a Gamer!
2: I know he doesn’t even have a bulge.
by Bepis Man Stan April 20, 2020
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Gamer

a Racist and/or Misogynist.
Gamer: Oh boy, I sure do hate women and minorities.
by That One African Kid January 26, 2021
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