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pretzel hate fuck

Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)
Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow

Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.

next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her
by Tank December 13, 2008
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sick twisted fuck

A cheap, anal retentive moron who runs a mid-sized company. Insinuates himself into every little thing. Refuses to spend money to improve the firm but complains that things don't get done. Masturbates to the junk mail he gets. Also sick twisted disturbed fuck.
Daisy Mae: Do we have any diskettes?

Zeke: We used to. I was told by management we weren't using what we had so I couldn't get my order for more approved.

Daisy Mae: What a sick twisted fuck.
by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
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being a fucking idiot

Filling the site with useless bullshit like giving yourself an ego trip by writing cringe worthy 'love' texts about yourself or defining words that would be in a dictionary.

Don't fucking do it. It ruins the random feature by showing 100s of names of useless brats that need to write shit about themselves to feel good.
Guy A: what's with all of these retards filling in their names on this site?
Guy B: it's because they're being a fucking idiot and ruining the site.
by StopChuggingCasul June 8, 2016
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a huge fucking joke

1) Person 1: "Ay want to hear a huge fucking joke?"

Person 2: "No-one wants to listen to your life story."

2) We need to build a wall, or a fort, or an asylum to keep this man from seeing the light of day ever again.
by The One They Call Faggot June 18, 2016
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Bitch ass fuck

the biggest cunt you know. you can spot this person by seeing if they say the word swag alot, tuck their shirts in, and repeatedly touches their right asscheek.
Bitch ass fuck: Hey niggas wassup like my swag i was at swag city yesterday.

Nicki: Bitch ass Fuck. (turns and walks away)
by Bitch ass fuck with swag November 4, 2012
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Alligator Fuck Pile

A situation so bad, you can only hope it calms into a shitstorm. Similar in nature to the classic clusterfuck, but with far direr circumstances.
1) Daryl: "Holy shit man! I heard that shotgun expo turned into one hell of a clusterfuck once they done run outta the whiskey samples!"
Bodean: "A clusterfuck? Hell, it was a clusterfuck when I done mixed up my toothbrushin brush and my armpit scrubbin brush! This was a regular alligator fuck pile."

2) Delmont: "If we don't get that natural gas leak under control, we might have to shut this alligator fuck pile of a sunday school down; Them youngsters is droppin quicker than panties on prom night."
by The Active Duty Activist November 19, 2011
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Knock the Fuck Out

Knock the fuck out, a term used mainly when someone gets punched in the face, thereby resulting in a minor (or major) concussion or simply broken/bloody nose.
Nearly any sort of head-trauma, so long as it's very painful, is considered 'getting' knock the fuck out. You never use 'knock the fuck out' with an 'ed' at the end, because it ruins the point of the gangstuh-speak. Honestly, don't add the 'ed' or you get knock the fuck out.
Me: You better get me my weed by Monday.
John: Or what?
Me: OR YOU GET KNOCK THE FUCK OUT, THAT'S WHAT NIGGA!!
(That Monday)
Me: Bitch you got my shit?
John: No, bitch.
Me: (Punches John in the face.)
Innocent bystander: Oh shit! You just got knock the fuck out!
by Nyiddle May 28, 2006
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