An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010
Get the If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth mug.April 17th is the designated day for sticking Cheetos up your butt, posting it on your only fans, and making hella money off it.
Guy 1: Yo today's April 17th, you know what that means..
Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.
Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.
by p u s s y s l a y e r 2 0 0 0 April 16, 2021
Get the Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day mug.Thier are manny examples of this however.
1. Im going to shove my Hand so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Nails for three weeks.
2.Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out leather for 2 months.
In other words a strong action can be used as joke but can be litteral. This allso has very strong effects on people.
Little Noob: Hey how do you move.
Lvl 56: Go away.
Little noob: Please please please PLZ PLZ PLZ Pweese i need you to tell me help plz plz plz plz......
Lvl 56 stfu spamer.
Little noob:jegnergnuergyfguofndf,gbmrotjgierhgreg!!!!!
Lvl 56: If you do not shut up im going to shove my foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Leather for 3 weeks.
Little noob: :(
As seen above.
1. Im going to shove my Hand so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Nails for three weeks.
2.Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out leather for 2 months.
In other words a strong action can be used as joke but can be litteral. This allso has very strong effects on people.
Little Noob: Hey how do you move.
Lvl 56: Go away.
Little noob: Please please please PLZ PLZ PLZ Pweese i need you to tell me help plz plz plz plz......
Lvl 56 stfu spamer.
Little noob:jegnergnuergyfguofndf,gbmrotjgierhgreg!!!!!
Lvl 56: If you do not shut up im going to shove my foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Leather for 3 weeks.
Little noob: :(
As seen above.
by Toxic Influence May 13, 2010
Get the Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass mug.Guy one:You're really ugly and annoying. (But he's lying and he's just mad)
Guy two:Woah woah woah buddy! you got to much dip on your chip!
Guy two:Woah woah woah buddy! you got to much dip on your chip!
by IDontPot October 16, 2019
Get the Woah woah woah buddy! you got to much dip on your chip mug.by santek November 22, 2021
Get the I don't give a fuck 'bout your name meanings mug.January 26th you gotta give or do what ever your girlfriend wants. She wants to make out gotta do it. She wants food gotta do it.
by Heusjsbxusksbudnwh January 26, 2021
Get the National give your girlfriend what ever she wants day mug.feb 24 ask your crush how they feel about you day you : hi so how do you feel about me
your crush: ———————
your crush: ———————
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