Zombie is a kind of person that is dead but still moving. There is one way of knowing how to get it, You can get it from your cat, which is so surprising!! Anyway the brain is dead, that happens to many people when they are a zombie, And they are very violent to humans.
They infect human bodies. You can get zombie infected also by staying up and no sleep FOR A WEEK!
They infect human bodies. You can get zombie infected also by staying up and no sleep FOR A WEEK!
Ahh there is a zombie apocalypse!!
by AveryTheWolf August 26, 2018
Get the Zombiemug. A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.
Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."
Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."
Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
by ThisB May 30, 2018
Get the Zombiemug. Teenager: -blasts "It Never Ends" by Bring Me The Horizon-
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...
by KupcakeNinja September 10, 2010
Get the Zombie Death Musicmug. A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.
by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023
Get the Club Zombiemug. When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.
by Kokosnoot January 20, 2018
Get the Coffee Zombiemug. Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.
A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”
A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”
A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”
by PieEater293 June 5, 2019
Get the Zombiemug. Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".
Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".
Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".
by mcbell December 9, 2012
Get the Shade Zombiemug.