ghost unicorn

A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.

Also can mean a MLG
Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.
by Thatmlggamer February 14, 2016
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1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed
"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."
by April 24, 2023
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unicorn wang

The type of thing you shave into the side of your co-worker's hair when he is being a twat waffle.
Stacy loves unicorn wangs more than he loves his boyfriend's wang.
by CMO7 August 01, 2017
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Double unicorn

Where a male attaches a dildo on his forehead and lays on his back, while his partner (most of the times male) rides the dildo that is on his head, then bends over and starts giving the male a blow-job.
“Me and my husband wanted to try something new in bed so we tried the double unicorn,”

Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”
by JizzJazz the space girl January 13, 2020
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Kookie Eating Unicorn

A kookie eating unicorn unicorn is a known species in planet earth. Only one creature is alive in this known species. It is known of having Jung Kook as their bias and they love the colour red, purple and black. They also love Harry Potter and are usually sorted into the Gryffindor house
The kookie eating unicorn may go extinct as there is only one alive
by Kookie eating unicorn February 08, 2019
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Ashley The Unicorn

YouTuber with 1.07 Million subscribers with a lot of bloxburg money and is really funny
Person 1: have u seen Ashley the unicorns new video?

Person 2: omg ya she was rlly making me laugh in that video
by Udon Kitchen May 30, 2022
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slippery unicorn

When you put an ice cream cone on your head and you penetrate the woman's vaginal chamber while, screaming "I'm an invincible unicorn!"
Jay: Hey did you see Garrett yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, wasn't he doing the slippery unicorn to his girl.
Jay: What the fuck I was talking about I saw them at the arcade yesterday! Are you high?!
Mark:Maybe
by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024
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