Arizona State University 

The most amazing party school to exist in arizona, and ranked 6 amongst the top 10 party schools of 2010 according to Playboy. The University of Arizona did not make the list, enough said about them. Thursday-Sunday = pool parties, ladies, studs, alcohol, more of that alcohol, some more, then a few more chugs. Monday-Wednesday recovering from your weekend as well as the possibility of attending a few classes. Long story short ASU is the shit.

Arizona State University is not located near Tucson. You should be clear of all STD's, Boredom, and T-locs. Enjoy your stay and "sorry for partying".

Arizona State University by hbombz April 17, 2010

Trump University

A fake, unaccredited school using Donald Trump's name that offers classes in real estate, management, negotiation, entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. They are another example of a diploma mill, like Walden University or Trinity Southern University. Their main source of advertising is from spam, which also include offers for pet medications, diet pills, software, loans, photo contests, and mortgage applications.

Hey, I bet that diploma from Trump University is so gonna help you land that position as head fry-chef that you've always wanted.

Trump University by I am the Donald March 24, 2008

Case Western Reserve University 

Case Western Reserve University is a school where you can have a great 4 years if you want to, or a painful four years if you only dwell on how it doesn't compare to your stereotypical college.

I had a great time at case, graduated in four years, and ended up with a high paying job (even though the career center is somewhat lacking). I also made the most of my time in college, I played sports, joined a fraternity, got involved with a couple clubs, and got to know as many people as I could. Sure there was a lot of work, and that definately got my down at times, but if you don't want an academically challenging school, then you shouldn't go to case.

So, to all the freshmen who have posted "definitions" of Case on here, the school is only what you make of it, so make the best of it!

Damn do I miss all those hot Case Western Reserve University girls!

Case Western Reserve University by 2004 graduate February 15, 2005

georgia southern university 

a pimp ass school in a pimp ass town called Statesboro, Ga.
It is the home of the Eagles, and many drunk college students
Watch out on game days...it can get a little out of hand-kind of like all the other days of the week
Sunday is the 1 day to relax
Oh yeah, there is school there too

Statesboro, the home of the Eagles at Georgia Southern University, we're a drinking town with a football problem.

georgia southern university by Chamberlain December 17, 2004

University of Alberta 

Place. Synonymous with China Town. Houses high density of mostly Asian students with the exception of a few percent. Notable for its depression and cockiness, as well as putting in a lot of effort but getting minimal grades back.

I heard Rob goes to University of Alberta
Ya, he hast seen anyone other than Asian for the past 4 years and never has hope or happiness

University of Alberta by Daddyfunk March 15, 2017

Calvin University 

A Christian University in Grand Rapids, Michigan U.S.A. Known for its Jesus freaks, hot snobby bitches, and shitty investments. Has a 99% acceptance rate because they don't hesitate to financially rape someones' pockets for $47K a year. Doesn't have any real sports. 100% "dry" campus. If you fuck someone in the dorms, they will kick you out. About 90% of the student body is composed of social retards who go there because they grew up in sheltered, Jesus loving, god fearing communities and are attempting to add four more years to avoiding the real world. Most students graduate in over four years due to the schools' curriculum of required theology and other bullshit classes that real schools don't teach. The student body is about as ethnically diverse as Toronto, Ontario (roughly 70% white, 30% asian, and about six blacks). The asians generally stay with one another and avoid white people like they're going to put them in concentration camps. Most of the guys are skinny dickless choches. The very small number of athletically toned guys have no problem tearing through the poon like it's spring break. The girls are stuck up twats who use their religion as an excuse as to why they claim to be virgins. Every girl there will put-out for a guy if his family is rich. Everyone there will piss themselves at the notion of atheists and other non-christian people. Best way to get someone to jerk off in front of you is to start talking about Jesus.

Normal college student: "So what did you do this weekend?"

Calvin University student: "I went to chapel and praised Jesus by the seminary pond. How about you?"

Normal college student: "I went to a party and got shitfaced then proceeded to show my genitalia to everyone and ended up waking up in a bed with two women and a pool of vomit next to me. It was about the usual."

Calvin University student: "You're going to hell."

Calvin University by ItsTheRabbi October 31, 2019

Eastern Michigan University 

A "second tier" public university in Ypsilanti, Michigan, Eastern Michigan University (EMU) is renowned as the number one producer of quality K-12 educators in the midwest. EMU also boasts excellent nursing, educational leadership, art, graphic design, dietetics and health administration programs, as well as most standard baccalaureate degrees. Eastern is also home to the most robust online education program of any four-year institution in Michigan, and possibly the midwest. EMU has an average enrollment of 23,000 students.

Despite its prestige in certain areas of study, the current university administration is intent on running any semblance of academic development into the ground by investing in a doomed division I football program, trading academics for (unlikely) success in the athletic arena. Recommended that you avoid until the board of regents gets their head out of their ass and realizes that Eagle football doesn't mean shit to anyone at EMU, let alone prospective students.

School principal: "I see here you were educated and certified at Eastern Michigan University. You're hired!"

EMU Grad: "Sweet!"

Eastern Michigan University by EMUROX August 22, 2011