Karen Throat

Karen Throat is when your throat is sore from sucking a coaches cock but your kid is still not getting enough playing time.

I have Karen Throat and my kid is sitting on the G-Dam bench.

by Dank Chamois September 19, 2020

Karen

A very nice person that is introverted and enjoys rosé wine. Her hair is always fabulous and when she smiles her eyes look like they’re laughing bashfully. Karen is very creative and enjoys producing art in her free time while also supporting her local community. That being said Karens can be a bit hard to read as they always seem tired of your bullshit but really they are tired of everyone trying to under pay them for their artwork. That being said once you can recruit Karen into your friendship cult they will be down to choke out just about anyone (safely that is). In their free time they play games like magic the gathering and run The League of Karens Against Karens where they are currently plotting a coup to reclaim their name from the annoying white/blonde Karens that the world so hates.

Me: Is that a Karen? She doesn’t look like one…
Friend: No. That’s just Karen, she’s great. I have some of her artwork on my wall.
Me: Oh shit which piece?
Friend: The one with the mushrooms
Me: Fuck that piece is so great!

by CactusCucker November 24, 2021

Karen

A woman who can be from ages 15 to 96. They are so fucking annoying, it's unbelievable. They want to talk to the manager and harass the hell out of the poor trainee at the counter. She also hates skateboarding teens and will start recording them. Has kids that will listen to kids bop, UGH. Trys to hit you, pretends you ran her or him over, acuses you for no reason. FUCK OFF KAREN!

Innocent Emily: Hello, how is you day? What would you like to eat? :)

Karen: I would like a chicken, cheese, lettuce, ketchup free burger.

Innocent Emily: I'm sorry Ma'am, we can't make that, it's just burger buns.

Karen: MAKE IT OR I'LL CALL THE FUCKING COPS AND I'LL GET YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY SUED!

Innocent Emily: Linda help... *cries*.

by BigBrainScottishGirl December 22, 2020

Karen

A pejorative term used by naive Gen-Z to refer to someone who is now 40 years old and is tired of taking people's crap.

Karen: "I'd like to speak to the manager. I don't like X, Y, Z."
Gen-Z: "Sure, ma'am I'll be right back with manager." (fake smile)
Gen-Z in their head: "Goddamn, this woman is such a Karen. Stop complaining."
Karen in her head: "Listen you young cunt. I've been on this Earth for far too long and paid too many tax dollars and have had too many useless, selfish, people take advantage of me to deal with your shit. I've learned that if I don't make a big stink about things then nothing gets done and I'll fight for what's mine."

by I_love_pickles January 18, 2022

Karen

An Entitled bitch

Lets avoid that Karen to stay out of trouble

by BlueSpaceSlime October 7, 2020

Karen

Karen is magic she is a good girl. She is the cutest. She loves her family she would do anything for them and that's what makes her so loved by them and those that surround her. She is strong. Never hurt her because you won't find anybody like her she is one of a kind.

Karen is so cute and she has the best hands.

by Malina Slim April 24, 2024

Karen

Middle aged lady who can't mind their own business and gets on everyone's case.

Karen: your child was eating a snack 10 minutes ago and now he's in the pool?!

Person B: She's a Karen

by It's facts November 1, 2020