The Blackwell Theory

The source of the DoomTroopers mind bending abilities. An ancient being with the knowledge of everthing and everyone. Born out of a black hole, this humanoid is thought to be immortal.
The Blackwell Theory told me everything I needed to know.
by IDoomTrooper March 25, 2010
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Edo Theory

If a law enforcement officer moves its leg then the dog will bite you.
The Edo Theory is true, he bit my foot while walking into a store.
by Clearwarning February 11, 2022
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Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.
Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Animal Theory

When a male likes a female who weighs more than 250 pounds
by GucciGotch February 14, 2024
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H theory

Happiness theory, a set of hypothetical beliefs that happiness and euphoria will be the cause of human conformity.
H theory is not New Age BS like other theories out there.
by W3ird-X November 08, 2021
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Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 05, 2016
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Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 05, 2016
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