Used to be one of the most prosperous states. Now, it is open season for criminals and drugged hobos.
Welcome to California! Now, I'll run away, so somebody doesn't stab me with a needle full of the plague.
by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish February 4, 2022
Get the Californiamug. by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021
Get the The California Surprisemug. Soy sauce mixed with Wasabi. A sort of improvised dipping sauce popular among some American sushi lovers.
In California, some sushi lovers will mix the dollop of wasabi given to them with the soy sauce in the dipping dish. This is never done in Japan. If a Japanese person likes wasabi on their sushi, they will place a small piece directly on the sushi, but Americans who like wasabi will just put it in the soy sauce to evenly distribute it when they dip the sushi. Making "California Mud" is not considered rude inside Japan, but it will raise a few eyebrows since sushi has a "proper" way to be eaten.
by wakkadoodooo October 8, 2017
Get the California Mudmug. While having sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates on the females back. She then proceeds to lay in the sun until it dries, then peels, eats, an enjoys.
by Kademus February 9, 2015
Get the California Sunchipsmug. While giving head, pretend to swallow his nut then go in for a kiss and spit the cum into his mouth.
Amy found out Chris was cheating on her so she gave him a California Shotgun and he spent the rest of the day throwing up his own baby gravy.
by shadythespaceman February 28, 2021
Get the california shotgunmug. by MAXIUMPOWER October 23, 2017
Get the california chili dogmug. The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.
by hotdoghamburgr January 6, 2025
Get the california hotdogmug.