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A very viral challenge where you pretended to do something and basically say sike, I'm not. It's honelsty very stupid.
*pretends to Cut hair*

Wait. Did you really think I was going to cut my hair?

Well, your wrong.

Don't judge a book by its cover.
by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017
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Book of law page 487 section 2 line 4

Stem majors are inherently better than non stem majors including bio majors, therefor they get to make the rules
Joe: Look at the bio major trying to get into stem, must not know about Book of law page 487 section 2 line 4.
by Divoks September 27, 2022
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I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.
Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."
by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013
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Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence
Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears
by Aboychap August 14, 2018
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Chattanooga chapter book

This was thought up by my friend George. When you shit in someone’s ass crack and then clap there cheeks together.
“I gave my girlfriend a hot Chattanooga chapter book”
by Invader zyn May 26, 2024
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danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.
AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker
by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017
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Same book, but different chapters

A term used to describe when someone is further ahead than another in a given situation, while still implying the other person will reach that point in the situation eventually.
1: "I love you."
2: "We're on the same book, but different chapters."
by uneaziness April 23, 2023
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