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Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..
Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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splatter bodies

The speckles and spots of feces that remain on the rim or inside walls of a toilet, and often become difficult to scrub off after a couple days of maturing.
My buddy's toilet has more splatter bodies than a public toilet at a Nickleback concert.
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fruit body

Someone who is a small package of fruit. Not quite a meat body but fruitier than a nut body.
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Bodie

The most amazing guy in the world he will always make you laugh when you are down and will always be there for you no matter what. He is perfect in every way and don’t even get me started on his six pack. He used to be a player but when a Bodie finds the right girl he will never do anything to loose her. When bodies love he loves hard. Never loose a Bodie they are one of a kind.
Bodie is the best boyfriend ever!
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chicago body

A big body type, typical of the region, see Da Bears skit from SNL with a Chris Farley.
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DBL body

A DBL body is a double body, AKA a plus-sized body and the opposite of a gym body. DBL bodies may have features as: belly fat, chubbier cheeks and many more although it varies between people. This is used to shorten the term for plus-sized people; this can also be used to be nicer describing somebody.
Boy 1: Oh yeah dude, the new girl at school got a DBL body, it’s mad fine!

Boy2: Nah bro, my types more of a gym body.
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Chester’s body

The remains of Chester Toulson after I saw that damn thing in my loving room
Yo Jack, I’m gonna shit on Chester’s body
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