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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 30, 2025

The act of stroking one's left ear lobe while making eye contact with a cute member of the opposite sex. Touching the soft folds of the left ear lobe evokes a casual eroticism sadly lacking from the more commonly used blatant across-the-bar stare.
by slabbinpits February 12, 2012

A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter
Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

1. Making a left across oncoming traffic as soon as the light turns green. 2. Being more liberal than other people in Austin.
There was a lot of traffic and I was in a hurry, so I made an Austin left, terrifying my passengers.
by eatxgentrifier September 24, 2017

When there is so much food left over from a meal that you spend the rest of the week finishing it off.
by Banana 1 March 8, 2016

"Dude, lick my Slim Left."
"My Slim Left itches."
"Where's your Slim Leftie."
"That guy can definitely suck my Slim Left."
"My Slim Left itches."
"Where's your Slim Leftie."
"That guy can definitely suck my Slim Left."
by OrbiTaL January 15, 2003
