Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018
Get the felony cutemug. 
by beeeeeeeeeeegbmgrt April 13, 2020
Get the your dog is cutemug. Girl: *Sees an absolute cutie patootie walking by*
Boy best friend: *Speaks quietly* OMG who is that cute boy over there?
Girl: *whispers back* I think that's Theodor. People say he's the cutest boy on the planet.
Boy best friend: *Speaks quietly* OMG who is that cute boy over there?
Girl: *whispers back* I think that's Theodor. People say he's the cutest boy on the planet.
by SnooMachines January 14, 2025
Get the Cute Boymug. by Your probably short April 20, 2022
Get the Cutemug. 
The love of my life Sam 👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👩
by Sam is the loml May 14, 2023
Get the Cuter than the definition of cutemug.