swag

s:something

w:we

a:americans

g:got

something we americans got

fuck canada they dont got swag america does

by sagmonster13 October 31, 2011

swag 2012

A state of pure epicness and PWNage! Only a few select people on earth can harness swag 2012. Swag 2012 guarantees the person who has it endless no-scopes and ROFL-inducing rage comics!

Example:
person 1: "Yo, that was epic! How did you hit that no-scope?"
person 2: "swag 2012"
person 1: "oMG that's so awesome and epic! I wish I had swag 2012!"

by batmys September 12, 2022

Swag Mackerel

A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.

He is way too ugly to pick up so many ladies. Swag Mackerel!!!!

by Wamz705 April 18, 2016

infamy swag

When your swag is well known and global.

I destroy these boys they all immobile. Meanwhile my infamy swag is well known and global. -Viper

by Uncle Rimjob August 7, 2021

Sir Swag

A person who is very swag or swaggy, regardless of age, gender, height or name. An utmost compliment of high respect.

Hey, what should I call you?
You can call me Sir Swag.

by Pogmasterofindiscerniblegender December 11, 2020

Cock-swag

cock-swag is bling for the cock. Shiny jewlery.

"oh nice cock-swag mate." "thanks i got it yesterday from the store"

by cock-swag-man December 28, 2020

swag count

everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.

Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.

or
This picture of me has a very high swag count!

by little kbaybay January 1, 2012