Second Hand Spunky Nappy

An article of clothing worn by a poor or twisted homosexual gentleman to allow him :

1. the senstion of his, and others, baby-gravy against his brown-eye.
2. to stifle the leakage of his boyfriend's population paste from the chocolate donut.
I hear Dave is so broke these days that he has had to resort to wearing a second hand spunky nappy of Jason's. He's mixing the goo round back.
by Bobbles22 April 18, 2008
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40 second rule

Another way to rank hot or not women building off the 5 second rule for leaving something desireable out before it gets germs on it. If I leave you a woman alone for 40 seconds (e.g. to go to the boys room), then if she is a hottie you'll have to insert yourself into a conversation between her and another guy when you return cause 40 seconds has gone by and someone is already hitting on her, i.e. she picked up dirt.
My date was okay but she didn't meet the 40 second rule at the bar.
by Trust the Dr August 22, 2010
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5 second rule

If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.
I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.
by Dewey July 10, 2004
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WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike states that any sufficiently advanced skill is indistinguishable from a cheat.
Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.
by Docanon February 11, 2021
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Second Hand Sex

A street punk/ ska punk band based out of Cincinnati Ohio. Their sound is something like that of the Crack Rock Steady Seven groups. Corey on guitar, Nick on bass, and Jesse on drums.
Second Hand Sex is playing with Subhumans and Millions Of Dead Cops at the Mad Hatter!
by thenihilisticmisfit March 31, 2011
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Second Round Draft Pick

Someone who is denied to take a hit on the first bowl smoked and is forced to wait until the second bowl goes around.
No no dude your a second round draft pick you have to wait till later
by PMS indian May 10, 2009
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This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.
Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.
by Guys are better than girls March 23, 2021
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