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Nothing sandwich 

When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.
My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.

Susburger Sandwich 

Noun: a highly mature way of accusing someone of suspicious behaviour.
I know what you did you susburger sandwich so fess up.

Look at that (human), what a susburger sandwich?!

idiot sandwich 

a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread
gordon ramsey: “what are you!”
poor chef contestant: “an idiot sandwich”
idiot sandwich by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

Gay sandwich 

Ah yes a Gay sandwich here’s how to make your own gay sandwich grab a gay guy and grab to bread and put the bread on both of there ears and say what are you? And you have yourself a gay sandwich
Man i love gay sandwichs
Gay sandwich by Doughnut yas February 3, 2022

Whore Sandwich 

1.) A person of any gender who is annoying as hell. They get on the nerves of everyone around them constantly by always trying to be the center of attention for the most idiotic reasons.

2.) A mix between an Idiot Sandwich and an Attention Whore ( Attention Whore + Idiot Sandwich = Whore Sandwich).
Example:

Student 1: " Ain't that Madison twerking on the lunch table at the other side of the cafe?"

Student 2: "I'm not looking down there at that Attention Whore, we only have thirty minutes to eat our food!"

Student 1 "Aw man I think she just slipped and fell into somebody's plate !"

Student 2 " That's what she gets for acting like such a Whore Sandwich."
Whore Sandwich by girlintheworld February 21, 2022

Matthew sandwich 

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass
Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys
Matthew sandwich by lococaballo February 24, 2022