POH Retarded

Used to describe a total and complete retard, P.O.H. standing for Pants-On-Head. This is the highest level of idiocy one can achieve, and use of the term epic fail while calling said moron out is encouraged, because it is the only term known to man that can do justice to the stupidity of the action. It's that bad.

Moron: I'll be making 100,000,000,000 dollars when i patent my solar powered flashlight! Haha!

Guy 1: Wow, he's frigging POH retarded.
Guy 2: Epic Fail.

by Pwnado13 March 26, 2009

Retard Point

Something that you always fuck up on.

Sorry about the jerkiness, guys. 3rd gear in stick-shift cars has always been my retard point.

by bassist148 September 21, 2009

giant retard

a big guy who does idiotic things and sounds stupid when they talk.

playing video games and trying to pass a music section for the 13th time.

J:Alright I got this!!

K:Just go with the beat, man.

J after completing the section and throwing the controller down: YEAH!! RUFF RUFF!! AAAAHHH!! (while standing up and pounding on his chest)

K:WTF, man?!?!? THAT'S MY CONTROLLER YOU THREW ON THE GROUND! YOU'RE SUCH A GIANT RETARD!!!

by aznstrtlegend April 26, 2011

wet retard

A name for a seal. See dry seal

Im going to the zoo to see the wet retard show.

by Wingman September 27, 2004

retard in a leotard

When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching.

-"Man peto, this party sucks!"
-"Yeah peto, let's get a muthafuckin retard up in a leotard and have some fun."
-"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard."

by andyfellovernet June 1, 2003

Retard Rage

1)When-In a football game, basketball game, or other sporting event-A player or referee uses bad judgement, causing people to yell or scream at a live event or at a television set.

2)When a shitty player starts to play well, because of extreme anger.

1) When the ref made a bogus call, most of the hard core fans started yelling in a fit of retard rage.

2) Ronald didn't hit the baseball until someone made fun of his mother, then his athletic accomplishment was just made out of retard rage.

by whiggitywhack. September 22, 2006

retard juice

When a retard dribbles it is called retard juice, sometimes tard juice.

hahaha look at those retards chelsea and martin from fairy croft, they are dribbling all over the place!

that retard juice dude, i wouldnt want that with my breakfast.

by chloerose444 February 18, 2009