Pulling a Shinjo

When you're trying everything in your power to NOT have sex.

Girl that has a crush on you:"I've been thinking about you all day haha, I even think about you whenever i'm masturbating LOL. Hey I am single by the way, I split up! Don't even know why :P w-wanna go out sometime?"

Shinjo:"I gotta practice my mario sunshine speedrun. Some other time maybe"

Shinjo later that day:"Guys I am starting to think of a possibility that this girl in my class might want something from me."

Friends:"He's pulling a shinjo again..."

by Sanosai January 23, 2019

pulling an ally

sleeping all day

ex.
cami: hey ally are you awake?
ally: yeah i just woke up, imma sleep again tho.

danny: you sleep all day
ally: i-
cami: she is pulling an ally

by cartiwantspluto February 16, 2020

Pulling A Chapman

To masturbate outside, at night, on your deck or patio. Preferably in cold weather.

David's wife caught him Pulling A Chapman last night.

by ProblemSolver February 07, 2011

Pulling A Viannca

When you pretend to have something very important to say but just say never mind...

Kathy: OMG! OMG! OMG! GUESS WHAT?!?
Tom: What?
Kathy: OMG!
Tom: What?!
Kathy: Oh nevermind
*Kathy is Pulling A Viannca *

by Mr.BlahBlah June 30, 2012

pulling a karen

When that inner *sshole comes out of your system. Usually, talking to the manager at a local Subway.

"Lemme talk to your manager about this!"
"Just shut the hell up, you're pulling a Karen"

by mrduck12 June 26, 2020

Pulled a Rissa

To fall and break a limb or extremity while checking out a member of the opposite sex who is employed in the service of protecting civilians, ie Fireman, Police Officer, Paramedic

I almost pulled a Rissa the other day while I was checking out a cute paramedic.

by livvylola February 21, 2010

Pulling a Kranda

The act of inserting your thumb into your anus while receiving oral sex from blonde male with down-syndrom.

I just walked into that room and some dude was "Pulling a Kranda"

by The napster851612321 January 27, 2010