Friday speech

The weekly religious speech given at mosques that somehow coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025

Every Friday speech at the mosque hits differently; it’s like the imam is secretly aware of my college syllabus about ethics and morality — on Friday, October 24th 2025 he talked about discernment right before my class about it!

by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025

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Friday

Friday is the day of Ralf Corts (Creator of freesmileys.com)
Each Friday in the freesmiley pantheon discord server people celebrate.
The worshipping of Ralf has calmed down a bit (there isn’t much of it anymore).

@Friday!!!!! its friday!!
Its the day of Ralf Corts!
I love Friday
Friday is the best day
Love Friday

by N077u227 January 1, 2022

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Freaky Friday

A wildly chaotic situation where two unrelated adult families cross paths on a night out, resulting in a full role-swap of partners. The father ends up going home with the adult daughter, while the adult son goes home with the mother—each spending the night in the other family’s bed. A real-life “how did we get here?” moment that defies logic, morals, and group chats.

“That night went from drinks to a full Freaky Friday real quick.”

by PunchlinePending December 12, 2025

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