Dan

Dan's are the best! One of the founding fathers of the homeboi brew kit and a total ledge.

If you've heard of the Loch Ness monster you've heard of Dan's dick.

Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Women, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Farther of 2, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt and the breaker of cervix's

Do you worship God? You mean Dan?

by Bingbongbadoo February 15, 2022

DAN-box

HAS LIGMA

HAS LIGMA DAN-box

by by noob king January 11, 2019

Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.

I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.

by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023

Dan

Kinda shy but has a good group of friends. he believes in the drama, which caused him to become congested and confused with his inner thoughts. He believed what he wanted. I missed the old Dan. He took a heart with him.

Mel : I wish for the old dan to return.

Mike : I think he is gone. A new Dan has taken his place.

by Owell1 November 4, 2018

Dan the can

Used to define the most kawaiiest person alive.

Dan the can

by Dan the can December 22, 2023

Dan

The world's greatest and fantastic COCK SUCKER. All it takes is one glance and you will be drawn in to him like mind control then he will presume to vigorously suck your cock so hard that you liver and kidneys will be sucked straight into his stomach. If you're female it doesn't matter, he will split your legs and you will sprout a cock from which the hole your vagina once was. There is no safety...

Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL

by Dick Sucker, Ball Chewer November 18, 2021

Dan.

Wow, what a guy. If i had to describe myself in 3 words id say 'there isn't 3 words great enough to describe my very being'. That's it really, basically the best man living on this here very earth, i say basically i mean definitely but hes a good guy you know, he's not as bad as most people like on the earth theres been some very bad people like hitler i believe he killed quite a few people, yeah dan definitely isn't as bas as him, most average people aren't as bad as hitler. But yeah i don't know, follow me on Instagram @fredricks_the_breadsticks_65

Polly: Whats your name
Mason: dan.
polly: Oh okay, i thought it Was mason

Mason: its dan.

by Breadstick_shaun the praun September 2, 2021