Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.

"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."

by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023

juicy baby cow

Juicy baby cow

There was a juicy baby cow on the farm

by babycow12 March 5, 2017

milking the legless cow

jerking off

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking

by i gotta dog May 8, 2017

exotic cow dancer

exotic cow dancers are usually named Kimberly and they seduce your cows, she will make more cows with your cows, and she usually looks like a cow in her cow stripper costume.

"Mommy, Mommy! Can we have an exotic cow dancer for my birthday party?"

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023

Mad Cow Disease

(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.

Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.

by ChriSe7en July 12, 2009

comfort cow syndrome

When you have reached the point in ur relationship with ur significant other where ur comfortable enough to stuff ur face in front of him/her; as a result you become a fat cow.

At some point in the year I've been with my boyfriend I got comfort cow syndrome because none of my jeans fit me anymore!

by Eileen Michelle March 3, 2015

Mad Cow Disease

A description for a girl who has a butterface and a bad personality, making her appear as a cow of sorts.

Damn that girl has mad cow disease, she's such an ugly bitch!!!

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022