Stinky Magic Puff

Passing a large amount of gas from your anus into your open hand and keeping it in your hand or pocket.

Ooh, this is gonna be a big one. Stinky magic puff into the hand. Mmm, that was warm.

by Stinky Winky June 16, 2013

vagina egg magic

The white stuff that guys squirt out their wee wee to make babies

Please don't use your vagina egg magic to make me pregnant again, Mr. Radke.

by I like butts June 25, 2014

Magic Eight Ball

A special name for your crush, because it's not really a crush. You call your object of affection this when you're really not sure how your futures will connect. Will you love eternally or will this just be "a crush" ? Only the Magic Eight ball can tell, but all it's saying right now is "Sorry, ask again later".

Jared is like a magic eight ball, I just can't read him.
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?

by ChasingFire July 2, 2019

Magic School Bus

When you can’t afford a colonoscopy so you borrow a drain camera that hooks to your phone instead. Then blue tooth it to the living room TV and have the kids watch and learn.

Hey fam I can’t find my stash. Fuck yah Bruh magic school bus time again.

by bawesomeb September 17, 2019

Voodoo Cig Magic

When an old smoker lady unleashes the full spectrum of nicotine addiction by using her words

Yo that witch cast some crazy voodoo cig magic on me last night. I think I’m infertile

by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020

nannas magic soup

An old lady puts an Oxo cube in her vagina then as she gets wet it turns to gravy inside her. Proceed to lick out the gravy.

Nannas magic soup is such a tasty treat

by Alfredo Johnson March 16, 2017

Magical Mystery Drawer

A drawer that is used to store toys for domesticated animals, to keep them out of reach until the owner is ready to play or reward the pet. Typically accompanied by a song depending on region.

Hey it's bedtime, let's go to the (Singing)"Magical Mystery Drawer, the Magical Mystery Drawer".

by Pet Fan 22 October 2, 2021