lemon

An hour (sixty minutes)

Bob: I need you here in a lemon.
Bill: I'll do you one better: be there in half a lemon!

by AchillesHeelys September 30, 2021

One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”

Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.

by Madsux May 29, 2018

squeezed lemon effect

When an individual dumps another individual after they have received every possible benefit they could get out of them.

This is a reference to a lemon that gets squeezed every single drop out of it aftrr which it is dumped in the trash can.

Jane got some nice clothing from Joe, a place to stay until she saved up a bit, a new phone, a new car, a great trip to Ibiza. Joe is now poor and Jane abandons him. Poor Joe just became a victim of the squeezed lemon effect.

by Dave Scallywag October 3, 2018

sPicey LemOn

Spicey lemon is a #genderfluidboss and is fluid sexuality. They’re one of the best people out there and you should definitely be friends with them because they are the definition of serotonin.

sPicey LemOn, they’re so cool, and awesome!!

by sPiceyLemOn October 4, 2021

do you like lemons

This is asked to a person who is thought to be very zesty or gay/ homosexual tendencies

Hey there! Do you like lemons?
-Yeah, why?
Thought so

by Doyouwearwigs April 27, 2024

Lemon bar

Noun: (opposite of a twinkie) someone who is caucasian that acts more like an asian person than a caucasian person

Bro my white friend John is a total lemon bar. He's got more loyalty points at Haidilao than my asian family combined. He also has a serious case of yellow fever.

by cybert August 28, 2025

Lemon

A lemon law is a vehicle that is sent back to the dealer because it couldn’t be fixed or repaired. A women that’s called a lemon 🍋 is a woman that cannot be fixed or repaired

Example : “kristie is a lemon 🍋, not not a fresh lemon. She’s borderline rotten so you can’t even use her to make lemonade”

by Big L 99 January 1, 2021