The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
by Dnods March 15, 2016
Get the jesse mercermug. by jesshater69 May 24, 2024
Get the jess mennonitemug. by ineedheadfr February 27, 2024
Get the Jessemug. Gorgeous girl, brown hair brown eyes, has the ocassional southern accent.
She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!
Will always be there for you, no matter what.
Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best friend!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)
She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!
Will always be there for you, no matter what.
Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best friend!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)
Jess is so beautiful!
by Squid Squad December 5, 2021
Get the Jessmug. Traditionally known for being a boys’ name but its 2021 and gender nonconformity woohoo!!
Jesse is an attractive being, with eyes that are so captivating and a smile that’s jaw dropping. You know its Jesse if you see a gorgeous being standing there with confidence, hair effortlessly beautiful, and an outfit that screams one of a kind. Jesse is often misunderstood for being a snob, but once you get to know them you will meet the most down to earth person who just wants to have a good time. You can find a Jesse socialising in a party or in a crowded place but they enjoy more chill and intimate hangouts with one or two friends. Jesse is street smart, creative, a curious bean, playful, caring, and loyal. Jesse is someone that everyone needs; a person that can meet your every need.
Jesse is an attractive being, with eyes that are so captivating and a smile that’s jaw dropping. You know its Jesse if you see a gorgeous being standing there with confidence, hair effortlessly beautiful, and an outfit that screams one of a kind. Jesse is often misunderstood for being a snob, but once you get to know them you will meet the most down to earth person who just wants to have a good time. You can find a Jesse socialising in a party or in a crowded place but they enjoy more chill and intimate hangouts with one or two friends. Jesse is street smart, creative, a curious bean, playful, caring, and loyal. Jesse is someone that everyone needs; a person that can meet your every need.
Guy 1: damn, I just want someone who is fun, caring, beautiful eyes is a plus…. someone who I can hold stupid yet intellectual conversations with, someone who gets along with my people, someone who loves deeply..
Guy 2: Sounds like you need a Jesse.
Guy 2: Sounds like you need a Jesse.
by CookieInTheCookieJar November 22, 2021
Get the Jessemug. 
