jacob smak

gay, annoying ,short penis, a short tempered man, whos all talk , lives of of xbox loves to do the a.j. to him self, referered to as gaylord,

jacob smak fucks guys all day such as mike and himself. Loves to have fake sex with his fake girlfriend.
Loses all his fights with people.
Has aids, stds, crabs, skittles, and fucks himself with a pole. and has sex with an asian all night long .
Pays asians to fuck him with a pole.

by bp zs ab ajs November 5, 2012

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Jacob's road

Fillled to the brim with pedophilia and sodomy; a favorite hangout for all of South Texan child molesters.

Stay the fuck away from Jacob's road:lest ye be sodomized.

by Stokido July 5, 2009

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Jacob

A very old school guy. Loves old cars, music and fashion. Likely to be gay but won’t admit it. Has good hair.

Girl 1:Did you see that guy over there

Girl 2:Yea he’s such a Jacob

by Hehe man October 14, 2019

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Jacob is Gay for his friend

by Bkwhopper24 September 23, 2019

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jacob evan farley

A smart amazing sporty extremely hot guy that is also a slight playa and can break your heart in a snap and doesn't even know that he did it. This is what makes him so dangerous to girls. But if he reslly likes you he wont go around flirting with other girls.

Wow i wish i had someone like jacob evan farley

by Dela777 April 22, 2016

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