An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.
Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
Get the iTalianmug. by ZaitoUTAU September 3, 2019
Get the Italian Jointmug. The act of reaching across to momentarily seize the passenger's breast when avoiding/running over a hazard in the road while driving.
Person 1: "I gave her an Italian seatbelt last night."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."
by pxrkourhackers December 28, 2015
Get the Italian seatbeltmug. BNA Italian Ice is an ultra-premium Water Ice product, made from from Philadelphia with an Vance County twist. It has the smooth, rich, creamy texture of an ice cream and the light, fruity refreshment of a sorbet, without egg or dairy products of any kind. Its the first and only authentic italian ice business in Vance County.
We enjoyed our bna italina ice.
Have you tried bna italian ice. They are great!
There are greatness in every spoon of bna italian ice.
Have you tried bna italian ice. They are great!
There are greatness in every spoon of bna italian ice.
by Da1goat November 24, 2021
Get the bna italian icemug. During the act of oral sex, the one giving head suddenly yells “mama mia!” And performs a death roll on the males dick, while keeping it in their mouth. The one receiving head must recite a passage from an italian cookbook, specifically one about spaghetti or pasta.
Person1: yo dude how did it go with stacy last night?
Person two: yo duude it was great! She even did the italian spaghetti twist on me! It was amazing!
Person two: yo duude it was great! She even did the italian spaghetti twist on me! It was amazing!
by Exo-Thermic October 22, 2022
Get the Italian Spaghetti twistmug. Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest. Losers who are liked only by blind and mentally challenged creatures even lower on the evolutionary ladder.
by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025
Get the Italian menmug. When you’re having anal sex and you shove spaghetti and boiling hot water inside her asshole and proceed to fuck it.
by Cuntsandwich69 September 28, 2020
Get the Gaping Italianmug.