coffee hour

the hour you take coffe 11-12

its coffee hour

by soso_chraibz123gurl May 14, 2020

wiggywiggy hours

when you’re very sad and you just think and cry for hours about your problems and how your life sucks

why do you look like you’ve been crying? oh you know just the old wiggywiggy hours

by wiggycarran May 21, 2020

twenty-four-hour clock

A time system based on the representation of time on a twenty four hour based system

Twenty-four-hour clock systems are 00:01 through 24:00

by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020

Grandpa hour

Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.

* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition

Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!

Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.

by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

Country Hour

A time of night when everyone has had one too many drinks and the mood shifts to country. The remainder of the people at the party started singing and dancing to country music for the final part of the party.

It is finally country hour, I have been waiting all night for it.

by long_john_joe September 16, 2020

Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.

S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.

by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020