flaming surprise

a paper bag, filled with excrement and lighter fluid and lit on fire.

fill a brown paper bag with excrement and lighter fluid, place it on somebody's front porch, light it, ring the door bell and run! When they open the door, they will try and stomp it out with their foot! You have a flaming surprise!

by prankster-ou June 28, 2009

flaming

A gay guy who is as gay as they come.

that guy is definitly flaming

by mr.vovkie July 29, 2018

a Calgary Flame

a synonym for a long distance relationship

do not get involved in a Calgary Flame unless you can handle the emotional side effects of a long distance relationships.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2015

Flame on recroom

Someone who plays with jinwooly's woldo

Flame on recroom is a happy man

by Jinwooly April 28, 2022

flaming spider

Everyone’s ideal image of what to do with a spider, yet so volitle it can burn an apartment complex down.

I wanted to turn that bastard into a flaming spider! But I was afraid it would light my mattress on fire.

by Shortbus May 2, 2018

Afghan Flame

The worst restaurant ever, they fail to pay their employees on time, have poor organizational skills, and practically suck at everything to do with customer service, management, and catering.

Afghan flame ducking sucks

by gryyfgryyrjfj April 5, 2023

flaming skirt

A flamboyant gay person.

Being gay in a very glamourous and showy way.

Adam is def a flaming Skirt!

by bostonschoolofpharmacy January 17, 2008