Double Fudgesicle

When two men engage in anal sex, trade positions, then proceed to perform oral sex on one another.

Tom does Dave in the butt.
Dave does Tom in the butt.
Tom and Dave then suck each other off.
Tom and Dave performed a Double Fudgesicle

by Stonicus420 May 10, 2011

Double fail

A failure that occurs while trying to point out a previous fail.

Person 1: That Cliff bar gave me the same calories as a regular meal without any of the satisfaction.

Fial.

Person 2: Double fail

by thisizmypseudonym June 2, 2011

Double-leafing

when going through a revolving door and someone doubles up too close behind you in the same compartment

Rick: That weird looking guy on the 5th floor was double-leafing me this morning coming to work.

Alan: I saw him coming back from lunch and I stayed outside

by the Great Iloo November 19, 2010

Double Surfing

The practice of surfing the Internet while channel surfing (watching TV).

"I was Double Surfing Lost to try and figure out what other shows the actors appear in."

Generally falls under 3 categories:
1. TV as background or as fallback entertainment during long, computer-slowing downloads

2. Engaging in social networking or micro-blogging (Facebook, Twitter) while watching a specific program
3. Augmenting the tv viewing experience by researching aspects of a show. This practice is deliberately catered to by many programs in order to affect a sense of interactivity

by Sky Man May 7, 2010

double dipshit

Someone that is twice as dumb as a simple dumb person.

Jim was driving drunk, smoking a joint and texting when he got pulled over? What a double dipshit.

by stooper May 24, 2010

double staff

As mentioned in the movie "Harol & Kumar go to White Castle".

1)When two males have sex with a female simeltaiously with no discepency on which orifice they chose to perfom the action in.
2)When two dudes bang a chick at the same time.
3)A threesome

(EX.1)I'll pok'er in the front and you can bang her in the rear.
(EX.2)
Girl: Give me the double staff.
Boy A: i dont quit follow...
Boy B: huh?
Girl: I want both of you in me at the same time.
Boy A: One hole or two?
Girl: Dosent matter.
Boy A:Ok
Boy B:Sure!

by Lost_sol September 17, 2008

double crumpets

When playing Halo, or other online games, is to get a double kill, then proclaim "Double Crumpets!" to further the embarresment of the people you just killed

(Just Killing two people at once playing Halo 2)
Game: Double Kill!

Nick (In the mike): Double Crumpets!

by Nomis06 July 12, 2007