dank disease

a serious disease diagnosed when injecting marijuanas

marijuanas took my best friend when we where 15 he developed dank disease to his lung 3 months before he was born and he died at birth i never got to met him he was the best guy i ever knew and i still remember the last time i see him everyday

by puncake22 September 4, 2016

skank and dank

The act of a pussy being rubbed, this preferable happens with a skank. The partner or skank is being injected with steroids. This enlarges the pussy to make the rubbing much more intense. Now if this is being used on a hooker it usually doesn't please the hooker because hookers will most likely have a dick.

Yo girl can I give the best skank and danks. You want one bitch. Or shall I say skank?

by Graham Pann August 17, 2016

Dank

Stoner expression of really fucking awesome.

Brendanananan bod is dank

by Ryannashleyy August 16, 2016

Dank

one "a weed"

Nig 1: Hey man, wanna smoke a jig, babey?

Nig 2: Sure man, I got a dank yesterday.

by chill bill vol. 4 July 31, 2016

danking it

(verb) The act of hiding sorrow in memes.

yeah, i was danking it when i broke up with terry.

by zayzay:) July 24, 2016

Dank Memes

A meme that gives you cancer after every look. They hurt the eyes and burn the soul yet you can't stop looking. This is a meme right here. youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A make sure to add the beginning part of it including h_t_t_p_:_/_/_w_w_w_. (without the underscores)

Dank Memes are everywhere.

The dankest of memes is cancerous.

by Flowingmane July 24, 2016

Dank Memes

Memes that aren't trash and normie garbage, and are usually offensive to pussy libs.

Jesse-"Hey Tom, look at this super funny meme of a guy with a blue tooth.... AND IT SAYS BLUETOOTH!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHA"

Tom-"Allow me to show you De Wae" (goes on youtube and shows Jesse videos from Emisoccer, SMFSK, TheDankMemeBandit, and Cosmic Leo)

Jesse-"What do you call these godly videos"

Tom-"Those, my friend, are Dank Memes. And congrats, you just graduated from normie school"

by TheMichael27 January 19, 2018