Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.
Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!
by The speed-loading stapler May 19, 2019
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a basic white girl that comes to school every morning with the same coffee and brags about it for hours when really no one cares, adds 1 or 2 sugars to her coffee because she’s scared of coffee without sugar and people bully her :/
has started drinking coffee for nearly 3 years now and she makes her friends drink coffee and now they’re obsessed #happyfamily
has started drinking coffee for nearly 3 years now and she makes her friends drink coffee and now they’re obsessed #happyfamily
by xdrawrrrr May 30, 2019
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by Chrisbloomers September 18, 2019
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by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019
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