coffee

Delicious bean juice that allows me good grades in school, because screw sleep.

Coffee, aka Bean juice, aka the reason my sanity still somewhat exists.

by Some gay rat January 14, 2021

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coffee

something that taste like shit but we still appreciate.

me : shut up and give me some coffee.

by ValIsDesperate April 17, 2019

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coffee

any kind of stimulants, usually cocaine. used to avoid catching attention in public you're geekin

"Just drank a double espresso, i feel fucking amazing."
"You wanna grab a coffee before work?"

by cokedietndietcoke July 25, 2022

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Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024

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A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

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Coffee

An incredible human being. A bit secretive, but amazing nonetheless. If you’re going through something, he’s there for you. He’ll do his best to understand what your going through. He’s comforting, and though he may come on a little strong, he’s the best person in your life.

“I met this guy, he’s a total Coffee.”

by Anonymously Anarchist November 21, 2021

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