Bologna bumps

When playing something like gartic phone or a drawing game, if you draw a wiener with an STD you say it has bologna bumps

1:wtf is that drawing
2:bologna bumps

by Agoober23 May 18, 2025

Feeling Bumps

The bumps you feel.

Feeling Bumps: Just feel the bumps bro.

by The Feeling Bumps October 12, 2025

Mike Bumps

Code name for Cocaine

Hey man I got your message you left with my dad he had no clue what it meant! I said I’m only coming out to club if I can score cocaine but missed your call then my dad said you did call left me a message saying to meet you at club that you were with Mike Bumps!

by Storm Byron January 1, 2026

what the bumps

It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.

Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?

What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.

by VaginaSniffer3000XL February 15, 2017

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021