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dog's breakfast

Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
by baumhauer01 August 3, 2018
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Upper Nitra breakfast

An Upper Nitra breakfast is when you make scrambled eggs , and then eat them from woman's vagina. May be used if there aren't any clean plates in the house.

It's variant of PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST .
All plates were dirty in the morning, so I had Upper Nitra breakfast today.
by THOTenkopf August 11, 2018
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Gorillas Breakfast

A turd with an aroma that is so delicious that once passed could be eaten again.
Oi Shel!!! The bog won't flush! *starts wafting air into nasal passages* Don't worry sweetheart its a proper gorillas breakfast. *wafts air into nasal passages once more* Smells like a tasty Fray Bentos steak and kidney Pie!!
by Kentin August 20, 2018
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Breakfast

To have a shot of meth
It’s time for breakfast “ and the clock reads 4:20pm
by Crabbincrab420 January 22, 2019
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Mexican Breakfast

When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.
Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.
by Alex Corb September 21, 2018
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Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.
‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept
by McBeal September 25, 2018
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Breakfast of the Champions

The act of eating cereal with milk out of someones asshole
While doing Breakfast of the Champions, one should never use coco pebbles
by Eatyourwheaties October 7, 2018
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