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A very viral challenge where you pretended to do something and basically say sike, I'm not. It's honelsty very stupid.
*pretends to Cut hair*

Wait. Did you really think I was going to cut my hair?

Well, your wrong.

Don't judge a book by its cover.
by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017
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Book of law page 487 section 2 line 4

Stem majors are inherently better than non stem majors including bio majors, therefor they get to make the rules
Joe: Look at the bio major trying to get into stem, must not know about Book of law page 487 section 2 line 4.
by Divoks September 27, 2022
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I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.
Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."
by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013
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Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence
Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears
by Aboychap August 14, 2018
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Prune the Book

To cut friends off Facebook, either because you are tired of them or just have too many friends or because you don't want coworkers seeing your party life.
Man...bitches pissed me off so I had to Prune the Book.
by 2juicy4u December 11, 2017
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book

a really long text/facebook chat/email, etc.
So were you texting her last night?

Yeah, I was at first but she sent me a book about her problems, and I was too lazy to read it. So I just stopped talking to her.
by simba36 January 31, 2010
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titty book

a book of titties; or a simple non-titty-associated book: the word is usually used between the hours of 2 am and 6 am, although excessive usage may lead to addiction to the term
This titty book is so hard to read!
by squiderm June 25, 2007
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