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bloody meatballs

After you have primal ball-slapping sex with your girlfriend, your balls start to look like a bloody bruised sack, resembling a pair of bloody meatballs.
After last night, I had a pair of bloody meatballs.
by MLGBetiJi January 6, 2017
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Bloody bamboozle

Geeves got bloody bamboozled. He couldn’t sit for a week.
by Stihigh80 November 5, 2022
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bloody hudson

when someone named hudson for some reason fucks up anything. Either that be spelling something right like houce. A hudson will some how manage to spill something like jelly all over the floor in a 4 meter square raidus. If something goes wrong, its hudsons fault.
*Walks in to see the clock litterly taped to the wall*
Who did that... Bloody Hudson.
by Valdra989 December 7, 2021
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bloody hell

used to express anger, annoyance, or shock. You most likely got this word from Harry Potter (don't worry, I did too)
"bloody hell!—what was that?"
by Arminkshipper May 3, 2025
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barely bloody

Bloody Mary with way too much vodka in it.
You can see right through this barely bloody.
by K-ILL April 7, 2016
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bloody tea bags

Uncommonly a fetish and aphrodisiac, this is the act of collecting and sucking on frozen bloody tampons to get turned on.
When I was younger my sister dated a dude who collected and froze her dirty tampons in the freezer to suck on in order to get turned on when he was in the mood. This is what is known as "bloody tea bags."
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Bloody Cream Crop

When you find a homeless girl and a homeless guy on the streets invite them over for an orgy and make a Russian candy can with the girl and then you proceed to put your dick into the homeless guy
Dude I just had a crazy threesome where I gave a guy my Bloody Cream Crop
by NoobutMax March 21, 2023
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