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Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than 2 squares per wipe.
How do you conserve so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!
by Two square titan August 19, 2022
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Square

Geometric shape, the one jerk who didn't show up to the party
by Knight o' Ni February 6, 2021
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Yellow square

Bob: look its a yellow square
by deception2 December 22, 2023
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dirty squared

the act of two people (strangers) engaging in unprotected sex
"dirty squared" you meet a stranger in a bar you both want to fuck all stores are closed and neither of you a have a condom so you say the hell with it
by country boy 86 August 25, 2011
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Crunchy Oat Square

Trump rally attendees with a chip on their shoulder.
I'm not ISIS you Crunchy Oat Square!
by LifetotallyCereal September 30, 2016
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Square Bitch

She also feels a vehement dislike for hot, confident and popular guys and girls because they make her feel inadequate and threaten her tenuous self esteem which she desperately tries to hold together. For this reason she'll resort to some pretty underhanded and shady actions in order to covertly sabotage them which might seem shocking and unexpected given her demure and affable appearance.
1.Most of these MeToo bitches are just square bitches seeking attention.

2.Never fuck a square bitch. She'll claim you raped her afterwards
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
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Square Bitch

A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.
Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
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