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Cook a bitch

To have sex.

Also known as:
Baking that ass, grilling a hoe, tossing your salad up in that junk.
1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."

2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"
by He himself. July 29, 2009
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Jizz Bitch

A bitch boy who loves doing chores and cooking dinner. Oh, and sucking cock, naturally.
Chris, the jizz bitch, loves to come home and cook dinner then suck off animals.
by derek2342453254 April 7, 2011
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Bitch boy

a man who likes to be fucked and dominated
my boyfriend prefers when i take control, he’s such a bitch boy
by kale734 April 4, 2022
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Bitch Glitter

glitter worn by whorish drunken women named sara. Often associated and worn by men in association and close contact with said whore.
I can't get this bitch glitter off of me!
by Flox T'pol June 13, 2011
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bitch mate

A man who puts the bitches equal to, or above his boys (friends).
Man, Ethan Has been hanging out with Sarah a lot lately rather than us, he is such a bitch mate.
by Mateoiscool December 9, 2019
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pile it on bitch

Load up my burrito!
Put an extra amount
*chipotle worker putting condiments on burrito*
“Is that enough?”-worker
“No, Pile it on bitch!”-me
by Chipotle lover July 10, 2018
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Blunt bitch

Someone who can tell it straight up and doesn't give a fuck what other people think, they can give someone the truth without sugar coating it and won't care if other people call her a bitch.
Did you hear how she told her that her boyfriend was cheating?

Yeah mate, she's such a blunt bitch
by BluntBitch101 June 16, 2016
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