Ambiguous Thing

a person who looks like they snuck onto the earth and came from area 52, this person needs to be investigated and researched immediately, this person is not special whatsoever.

"ewww look at her, what an ambiguous thing"

by speicalzzzzz October 23, 2023

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

cookie thing

coconut drops or rock cake

he bought a cookie thing from the bakery

by mazespinwastaken November 19, 2023

The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023

The cone thing

Yeahyeahyeah the cone thing. That's the thing I can fix immediately. You know why it does that, right? No? Eheheheheh...

Hym "Yeahyeah, the cone thing. Should be an easy fix, you know, theoretically... I don't see why the thing I'm thinking wouldn't work... 🤔 Hmmm... Yeah, no, what? Do you not know? Do you want me to tell you?"

by Hym Iam December 21, 2023

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

Thing Things

Can be used to describe anything...usually used to describe money, specifically coins.
Closely related to Stuff Stuff

My thing things

by ColfaxED December 28, 2023