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Fringed unicorn

A man that has an Abercrombie face and a six pack. His hair looks fringed.
Oh my god! Look at the guy! He's such a fringed unicorn!!
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Squishy Unicorn

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
by Emo#3 November 21, 2021
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The Unicorn

When you come over a girls face and the throw glitter over her
I turned Sharon in to the unicorn when I threw glitter over my jizzy mess
by Pierre_not_Pedey September 8, 2019
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Unicorn

See that girl Kimantha, she is a total Unicorn!
by Unicornfinder2021 October 16, 2021
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Unicorn

Unicorn
by anonymous August 1, 2022
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Unicorning

The act of one dressing up as a unicorn while having either a suction cup dildo or a strap on dildo attached to their bald head while engaged in intercourse. This form of sexual entertainment is expressed as a dildo/unicorn shaped sexual accessory wearer dubbed the ‘unicorn’ uses their dildo on their head to sexual arouse and cause an orgasm reaction to their partner by repeatedly thrusting their body back and fourth.
“There was much unicorning at the party

Can’t wait to unicorn you”
by Megatron84 July 18, 2024
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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
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