ur uncle pervert

The ultimate punisher after someone utters “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. The peasant that hears this will get destroyed. Now while they are vulnerable, you have to say everything they tried insulting you with and yell out “ur uncle perv” to 1. Destroy their entire career and 2. Forever traumatize them. If they say “no u” you have to yell out the ultimate combo finisher “ur uncle hella perv” to end them. They can’t come back from that. If they do, use your banishment card “begone thot to banish them while destroying their entire career and forever traumatizing them.
Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: No u
Person 1: ur dad lesbian
Person 2: ur uncle pervert
Person 1: collapses
Person2: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur uncle a perv
Person 1: no u
Person 2: ur uncle hella perv
Person 1: no u
Person 2: BEGONE THOT
Person 1: (Gets banished and is sent into the underworld)
by nut_in_my_face777 March 10, 2018
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Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.
1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel
by Nitspike March 20, 2018
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Tickled by uncle john

“That movie had me feelin tickled by uncle john” “that guy over there makes me feel tickled by uncle john”
by MrsPoppa August 28, 2019
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My uncle burt

Well he’s my uncle and his name is Burt. I think he is my dads brother. In his 50s-60s.
“I’m going to go mini golfing with my uncle Burt, later dad!”
“You don’t have an uncle Burt!”
“Wha-“
by Butt-Face Magee August 23, 2018
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SILVER UNCLE TOM

YOUR BASIC OLD FUCK. RAMBLES ABOUT SHIT. PREFERS TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN.
HEY BRIAN WHO ORDERED FRIED CHICKEN. OH YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT OLE "SILVER UNCLE TOM GOT THAT SHIT".
by Big Whitey Ford August 12, 2022
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creepy uncle excuse

when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you
josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse
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The worlds your uncle

Another hybrid of two common sayings, this rarely heard only by those in the highest echelons of society
by Uncleboozer August 23, 2019
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