by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 24, 2025

The time that you have pulled the hottest girl of your life and she has taken you back to her apartment, but you are so drunk that you fully shit yourself as you are undressing in front of her.
I thought I was only touching cloth and might still get away with having sex with the hot girl. But then I realised I was touching Davenorte
by Hunk Royal November 5, 2017

Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.
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by instagramuser001 August 9, 2022

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

National touch thug day is a day where your friends who ever can touch your thigh or thighs . On October 4 or the moth of October .
by Bracefxce_jay October 4, 2021

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
